Probably the most talked about massage complex in Thailand. Massive place with multiple floors of girls, entertainment, restaurants and all sorts of rooms. Also very famous for the models floor - which is supposedly full of models, Penthouse girls and ex-models. All for the taking but pricier than the normal fare. Good service, a great website and well maintained joint. Farangs get charged extra and your mileage may vary but worth checking out.
Getting There: Tell the Taxi you want to go to Poseidon - they usually know where it is. Or take the MRT to the Huay Kwang and look for the Poseidon building. One of the biggest massage joints on the street and is right next to Ratchadapisek road.Hours: 1:00pm-12:00amPhone: +66 (0) 2693-8222Website: http://www.poseidon2000.comAmenities: Credit Card Parking Pool Drinks Food
4 Reviews for “Poseidon Entertainment Complex”
Young Penfold Author is:
This is the big dog, the one you read about everywhere on the net and every monger knows about.Bounced in around 6pm on a Sunday and went straight to the fishbowl. The fat camp and old papasan spent the best part of 5 minutes chatting me up and flirting (what is it with these gay papasans) then started his sales shpiel ‘take care me i take care you’ that old shyte.No thanks i can spot a looker on my own. He slipped me his business card (wether he wanted a date i do not know) Anucha/Uanuacha his name was something like that anyways, i soon binned it.
A small singha was 130baht which smacked a bit of a rip off and girls ranged from 2200, 2700 and 3000 for 90minutes inclusive of the ferang surchage (so gay)I picked a girl who i thought was in the 3000baht section (turned out she was 2700) with tits like melons, white as a sheet and papasan said she was 170cm tall which was about right. One thing i will say Mr Papasan is that your a lying bastard, as you said she was 22 and shes actually 26. Not that it matters.
Headed to the forth floor and headed to a room with a huge tub. A large singha was 130baht which is more like it so Mr Papasan probably had my pants down there.
Mateygirl got undressed and had tits that god himself would be proud of. Quality service in the bath as she got all lathered up and got he slip n slide game on, then hit the bed for a good 40minutes of me banging the granny out of her. She even let me spray the white stuff all over her perfect bangers which was a nice touch.She showered off for a minute then came back for a quality massage. Was too late in the day for round 2 so we headed back downstairs and i was on my merry way
I would give the place 5/5 for layout, sheer quality and volume of girls, but the papasan seemed like a scamming twat, and it has the ferang surcharge which that gets up my nose, plus just 90minutes of fun.
For example Colonze2 has not as many but equal quality stunners, is cheaper and you get longer plus no ferang surcharge.This will mean nothing to anyone as the place is always rammed with japs and ferangs
A small singha was 130baht which smacked a bit of a rip off and girls ranged from 2200, 2700 and 3000 for 90minutes inclusive of the ferang surchage (so gay)I picked a girl who i thought was in the 3000baht section (turned out she was 2700) with tits like melons, white as a sheet and papasan said she was 170cm tall which was about right. One thing i will say Mr Papasan is that your a lying bastard, as you said she was 22 and shes actually 26. Not that it matters.
Headed to the forth floor and headed to a room with a huge tub. A large singha was 130baht which is more like it so Mr Papasan probably had my pants down there.
Mateygirl got undressed and had tits that god himself would be proud of. Quality service in the bath as she got all lathered up and got he slip n slide game on, then hit the bed for a good 40minutes of me banging the granny out of her. She even let me spray the white stuff all over her perfect bangers which was a nice touch.She showered off for a minute then came back for a quality massage. Was too late in the day for round 2 so we headed back downstairs and i was on my merry way
I would give the place 5/5 for layout, sheer quality and volume of girls, but the papasan seemed like a scamming twat, and it has the ferang surcharge which that gets up my nose, plus just 90minutes of fun.
For example Colonze2 has not as many but equal quality stunners, is cheaper and you get longer plus no ferang surcharge.This will mean nothing to anyone as the place is always rammed with japs and ferangs
Rating: 3 ***
newshound Author is:
Intrigued by the hype I set out on a Friday afternoon to check Poseidon out. I set out from lower Suk by Taxi and it took forever in the traffic. Definitely suggest a motorbike taxi of you are happy on the back of them.
I arrived around 4.40 and went straight to the 2nd floor fishbowl. Prices were 2,500 on the left, 2,700 in the middle and 3,000 to the right. There were probably 30 girls split in to the above groups 20/2/8 I would guess.
It was a pretty good line up and as I was on my own, the guy giving me ‘advice’ was puching me more towards girls on the left rather than the pricey ones.
After taking in the view I headed up to the model lounge on the 3rd floor. I didn’t enquire on price but I think it ranged from 3,500 to around 6k. None of the girls caught my eye, there was a choice of around 8. The waitress told me that the 3rd floor line up is much stronger around 6pm.
I headed back down stairs and while 8 girls were on their way out 5 were heading in and as I when I had made my choice and was paying up front, there were more drifting in. It seems they have a pretty good number of girls that cycle through.
Paid up and took the elevator ride to the 6th floor. The room was clean and well maintained. The bath was pretty big and plenty of space in there. The bath took an age to fill so we got stripped and had a quick massage. She switched on the TV which showed a camera panning the fishbowl, lots of girls coming and going the entire time.
The bath was a basic scrub and dry off affair. Visiting Cupidy before I had a much more interactive experience, laid out on a blow up bed next to the bath with the chick sliding up and down my body to clean me using hers. None of that here!
After drying up, a bit more massage and down to the action. The girl went straight for a BBBJ which was a surprise after previous reviews. Overall not a bad bit of action but no mouth on mouth kissing.
All in all, definitely worth the visit. Not nearly as expensive as I had expected, big, clean rooms and a really good line up of girls.
I arrived around 4.40 and went straight to the 2nd floor fishbowl. Prices were 2,500 on the left, 2,700 in the middle and 3,000 to the right. There were probably 30 girls split in to the above groups 20/2/8 I would guess.
It was a pretty good line up and as I was on my own, the guy giving me ‘advice’ was puching me more towards girls on the left rather than the pricey ones.
After taking in the view I headed up to the model lounge on the 3rd floor. I didn’t enquire on price but I think it ranged from 3,500 to around 6k. None of the girls caught my eye, there was a choice of around 8. The waitress told me that the 3rd floor line up is much stronger around 6pm.
I headed back down stairs and while 8 girls were on their way out 5 were heading in and as I when I had made my choice and was paying up front, there were more drifting in. It seems they have a pretty good number of girls that cycle through.
Paid up and took the elevator ride to the 6th floor. The room was clean and well maintained. The bath was pretty big and plenty of space in there. The bath took an age to fill so we got stripped and had a quick massage. She switched on the TV which showed a camera panning the fishbowl, lots of girls coming and going the entire time.
The bath was a basic scrub and dry off affair. Visiting Cupidy before I had a much more interactive experience, laid out on a blow up bed next to the bath with the chick sliding up and down my body to clean me using hers. None of that here!
After drying up, a bit more massage and down to the action. The girl went straight for a BBBJ which was a surprise after previous reviews. Overall not a bad bit of action but no mouth on mouth kissing.
All in all, definitely worth the visit. Not nearly as expensive as I had expected, big, clean rooms and a really good line up of girls.
Rating: 4 ****
TAFKABBB Author is:
This is the one everyone talks about, probably deserved in terms of sheer scale, but I’ve had better experiences elsewhere.
That said, if you feel like treating yourself, the Model’s Lounge on the 3rd floor is a nice place to spend an afternoon. Whether they’re real “models” or not, there are some great-looking girls to be found here - Bangkok beauties and Chiang Mai cuties brighten the place up no end, alongside the rather more familiar-looking Issan girls. The food’s great too, and much less expensive than you’d probably expect.
The regular fishbowl girls down on the 1st floor go from B2,500 including the farang surcharge, whilst the “models” start at B3,900. I took two “models” for B7,800, which got me ninety minutes with them in one of the Egypt-themed rooms on the 6th (I think) floor.
The bath with two girls was awesome, but once we got onto the bed I was a little disappointed. No lesbian games, and the sex was a little sterile for my tastes, with no open-mouthed kissing and condoms applied for BJs. Great-looking girls though, and very thorough in their pampering, if not overwhelmingly enthusiastic in terms of wild shagging.
Four stars for the stunner quota - like I said, the pampering’s great fun, and who better to get soapied up with than a pale-skinned big-boobed model type? However, if you want an all-out dirty shag, you’re better off looking elsewhere.
That said, if you feel like treating yourself, the Model’s Lounge on the 3rd floor is a nice place to spend an afternoon. Whether they’re real “models” or not, there are some great-looking girls to be found here - Bangkok beauties and Chiang Mai cuties brighten the place up no end, alongside the rather more familiar-looking Issan girls. The food’s great too, and much less expensive than you’d probably expect.
The regular fishbowl girls down on the 1st floor go from B2,500 including the farang surcharge, whilst the “models” start at B3,900. I took two “models” for B7,800, which got me ninety minutes with them in one of the Egypt-themed rooms on the 6th (I think) floor.
The bath with two girls was awesome, but once we got onto the bed I was a little disappointed. No lesbian games, and the sex was a little sterile for my tastes, with no open-mouthed kissing and condoms applied for BJs. Great-looking girls though, and very thorough in their pampering, if not overwhelmingly enthusiastic in terms of wild shagging.
Four stars for the stunner quota - like I said, the pampering’s great fun, and who better to get soapied up with than a pale-skinned big-boobed model type? However, if you want an all-out dirty shag, you’re better off looking elsewhere.
Rating: 4 ****
smitty Author is:
This is my first experience with the high-end massage scene in Thailand. I was in town for business working to close a rather large software deal. After dinner my boss told me to go with a group of consultants who were employed by our customer. The consultants were taking us out since we had closed the deal and they meant they would be getting a big shot at a rather lucrative consulting gig. They took me to Poseidon. Keep in mind this is only my second trip to Bangkok and I had no idea there was a scene.
We had some drinks and were then whisked away to a private VIP room to party down. About an hour in a papasan like guy came over to say my room was ready. Room for what? I was taken to one of the big suites that came pre-loaded with 2 hotties and some Champagne. Honestly I still did not realize what was going to happen. The girls undressed me and they got naked and we had fun in the tub. I was in heaven. Then we went to the bed for the “massage’. These girls were pro and had the 3some thing down.
What can I say. Ruined me forever. I crave 3somes ever since this and of course all of this hastened my retreat from HK to Bangkok.
For me Poseidon was the bomb but since then it has never really felt the same. I am sure it is the first timer syndrome. How can I ever relive the scenario. Poseidon is a class joint though with tons of girls and greast service. However they charge Farangs extra and I hate that. Their models floor is famous but I really think not too many of them are models but they are hot. Similar to the sideline girls at some places. I think if u go looking for a model u may be let down. If you go hoping to find a real hottie and expect to pay for it then u should have some fun.
The rich Thai guys love this place and probably are the core customer base.
We had some drinks and were then whisked away to a private VIP room to party down. About an hour in a papasan like guy came over to say my room was ready. Room for what? I was taken to one of the big suites that came pre-loaded with 2 hotties and some Champagne. Honestly I still did not realize what was going to happen. The girls undressed me and they got naked and we had fun in the tub. I was in heaven. Then we went to the bed for the “massage’. These girls were pro and had the 3some thing down.
What can I say. Ruined me forever. I crave 3somes ever since this and of course all of this hastened my retreat from HK to Bangkok.
For me Poseidon was the bomb but since then it has never really felt the same. I am sure it is the first timer syndrome. How can I ever relive the scenario. Poseidon is a class joint though with tons of girls and greast service. However they charge Farangs extra and I hate that. Their models floor is famous but I really think not too many of them are models but they are hot. Similar to the sideline girls at some places. I think if u go looking for a model u may be let down. If you go hoping to find a real hottie and expect to pay for it then u should have some fun.
The rich Thai guys love this place and probably are the core customer base.
Rating: 4 ****
